




See, these games might be turning me straight, but I’ll argue that it’s only because Bioware makes characters like Morrigan straight in-game. The look on their face was always priceless. I enjoyed the quiet.Īlistair: Suit yourself. Leliana: I… no, I never did anything like that. I would tell them that I was just checking. The kind of peace I’ve never known.Īlistair: It used to get so quiet at the monastery that I would start screaming until one of the brothers came running. You may not believe it, but I found peace there. Leliana: Do you ever regret leaving the Chantry? I was recruited into the Grey Wardens before I took my final vows. Leliana: You must have been a brother before you became a templar, no?Īlistair: I never actually became a templar. He somehow manages to be so cheesy that he comes out on the other side as sweet.Īlistair: So… let me get this straight. It might say something about the sad state of my love life, but I can honestly say that I was more upset by Alistair dumping my mage Warden than I have ever been by a real life break-up, and I immediately went back to an earlier save instead of just accepting it.īut really, can you blame me? Alistair is just the most adorable bundle of awkwardness. I remember confiding in a friend when I first started playing Origins that this game was turning me straight, and her reply was, “Pfft, even my fiance is in love with Alistair!” Obviously it’s very hard to be both a Dragon Age fan and a homophobe, so you’re probably good, but I honestly hadn’t intended to go Full Lesbian while writing this.Įven two games and many years later, Alistair still tops every Dragon Age list I’ll ever make. And not the good kind of weird.)Įh, warning: This post turned out more gay than I intended. It certainly wasn’t easy to limit the list to a manageable size, because all the characters in these games are amazing I have also been fighting dragons and yelling, “Take that, you flapping bastard!” with my windows opened and my neighbors might now think I’m beating up Artemis…Īnyway, I wanted to talk about some of my favorite companions across the Dragon Age games. Since I haven’t been seeing a lot of my real life friends, I have abandoned any hope of productivity to revisit some of my virtual friends in Dragon Age: Inquistion. (Though you can never have too many dragons.) You might not have noticed because of all the Witcher stuff I post, but I have a deep-seated obsession with Dragon Age.
